It turns out there's another place constantly advertising here that I've never seen. This place is called Golden Corral. It appears to be some sort of seafood buffet costing 'around 10 dollars', as they invariably put it.
The closest one, however, is nearly 100 miles away, and I've never seen it, nor known anybody who has eaten there.
Then again, this place could be just like Sizzler and fully exist without my knowledge (or consent, for that matter).